What is your inner barn telling you?

Look at the clock.


You're getting veeeeery sleeeeepy.


You will obey my commands.


You will visit this site today and you will see a barn on fire. Listen to the barn. Do what the barn says. Order the magazine.


You will wait a few days for the magazine to arrive. You will find a user manual here (via APE).


Obey the barn. Trust me, it's worth it.