Saturday, December 13, 2014

Tortured Logic

(Newswire, December 13th, Las Vegas)  -A group of leading photographers, curators, and general taste arbiters has determined that Peter Lik's sale of a photograph may constitute torture under the Geneva conventions. 

The photograph in question, an open edition of a mundane Southwestern landscape, sold recently for $6.5 million, the largest figure for a photograph in history. The sale, announced in an artistically unsanctioned press release which circumvented auction houses and was generally agreed upon as "fishy", was conducted in conjunction with two others totaling $10 million. Rubbing salt in the wound, the buyer remained anonymous. For members of the art establishment, the dynamics of the sale amounted to waterboarding or other practices causing extreme mental anguish.

The photo in question. An investigation is under way to determine if its sale constitutes torture


The alleged torture had several components. One major factor was the artist's lack of museum connections. Lik is based in Las Vegas, a sensual city rumored to be somewhere between New York and Los Angeles. It is a popular tourist destination among the working classes but holds scant artistic provenance, and Lik has no official ties to the sanctioned photography community. "I've never even heard of him," said officially approved photographer Martin Parr. "It's pretty astonishing. He has no standing whatever in the fine-art world that I belong to."

That an upstart would dare break the sales record, previously held by officially approved artist Andreas Gursky, was perceived as an affront to common decency. But the nature of the torture was exacerbated by the notably inferior quality of the print in question. In contrast to Gursky's dynamic and exciting Rhein II, Lik's landscape is viewed as stark and simplistic. The photograph shows a ghostly patch of light in a canyon and carries the unironic caption Phantom. "It's an abomination," according to Michael Hopper, an officially approved gallerist based in the United Kingdom. 

The sale of the photo is believed to be torturous for other reasons. First, the subject matter depicts a notable photo op. Antelope Canyon has been photographed thousands of times, long since draining all sense of originality or creative thought. In this context Lik's procedure was deemed medically and aesthetically unnecessary. More painfully, the image in question is believed to be overly sentimental and picturesque, two qualities thought to be safely weeded out of officially certified fine art after years of struggle. 

More importantly, the earthly and common quality of the subject matter conveys a spirit of accessibility which, if spread, is believed to threaten the pantheon. "If you go to a Sherman show or look at a Steichen print," says Hopper, "this is quality and creativity that is unobtainable to the man on the street." By encouraging the lower classes to believe they might be artistic, Lik's sale is thought to be a dangerous provocation.

The grisly techniques listed above are claimed to constitute torture in and of themselves. But, according to photographic leaders, the most dire threat goes to the financial heart of the matter. Fine art photography has been officially classified as a passive investment vehicle in which wealthy patrons may park their money temporarily. A piece of fine art confers an aura of respectability on the purchaser while appreciating in value, characteristics unavailable to, say, real estate or pharmaceutical concerns. A healthy network of auction houses has been established to determine artistic value in exchange for a cut of the action. 

But Lik's photograph has no resale value. By challenging investment logic, Lik threatens to topple it. It's thought that if people buy art just because they like it, and with no thought of investment potential, the floodgates will open to the masses. Failure to provide oversight may lead to critical lapses, and unsanctioned opinions may gain influence. The torturous impact of this thought is so extreme that photographic leaders cannot tolerate it for more than a few minutes at a time.

Lik claims that his sales practices are humane and legal, but his controversial tactics have been universally panned by sanctioned art critics. They are thought to be not only wrong but counterproductive, providing little new information to art history. When an officially approved photographer is subjected to a sale such as Lik's, they're willing to say anything in order to alleviate the pain.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Absolutely Free


Tis the season of giving. I've got extra darkroom prints for anyone who wants them. Just email your address and tell me how many you'd like. Offer good through Christmas or while supplies last, whichever ends first. 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny

Bad News: SFMoMA is currently closed for remodel.

Good News: They've designed a very interesting platform to browse their collection online. Sorting through archives normally can be a chore, but the SFMoMA artscope makes browsing kind of fun. You can use it as a search tool but I think it's more fun to play around with as a graphical interface. Scan, zoom, retreat, explore, etc.


Focused Vision, 1941, Nathan Lerner, (SFMoMA)

This caught my eye recently but I know nothing else about it. Is it a proprietary format? Are there other sites like it out there? Is it a taste of the future? Seems like Flickr and Instagram should take note, not to mention other institutional collections. Or maybe even personal sites. Happy browsing...

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Jones Crusher

Two recent camera releases have me scratching my head. The first is the M-A, the latest model from Leica, now available for pre-order. The primary selling point seems to be that this is a completely mechanical camera. No battery, no meter, no LCD, no autofocus, no frills. What the camera lacks in modern features it makes up for in mechanic precision and simplicity. Instead of busy screens you "read the shutter speed and aperture directly from the camera and lens and so fully concentrate on the subject."  

OK, fine. Great. But how is the M-A any improvement on the long line of Leica predecessors? To me this looks like an M3. The key difference is the price. The M-A's suggest retail is $5,100. In comparison a used Leica M3 in good condition —basically the exact same camera— will set you back $800 tops.
Left: M-A; Right: M3

Given those specs, why would someone buy the M-A? Or for that matter the MP which came out just before it? Is it something to do with new products and having the latest thing? That's the only reason I can think of, but unfortunately that world makes very little sense to me. So this one has me stumped. 

To add one more layer of absurdity, the camera comes packaged with a roll of Tri-X! I guess it's meant as a complete starter kit, ready to use out of the box. The new owner needn't waste time and hassle finding film. 
I'm not sure if the film is preloaded but that would be yet another time saver. Or maybe the idea is that using any film aside from Tri-X will cause the body to implode? Not that any of it matters, because I bet 6 months from now that same roll of Tri-X is going to be stuck in this camera as it sits on a shelf collecting dust.

If I was more cynical I would attribute the M-A to a cruel joke by Leica: Strip features, throw in a $3,000 roll of film, and see how many suckers bite. At this rate their next offering will be a simple block of wood with Leica stickers and a roll of Tri-X drilled into the side. The sad part is, someone out there would probably buy that block of wood. And in 6 months the roll would still be inside..

But seriously, Leica, WTF?

The other new release I can't figure out is by Fuji. They've been on a roll lately, and have come to dominate the instant film market abdicated by Polaroid. Forget Impossible Project. Fuji is king. They make a good product for a reasonable price, and it's more addictive than crack cocaine. Every time I shoot people with my 210 the question is the same: Where can I get one? Fuji should be riding this horse for all it's worth, pioneering new Instax products left and right. Instead they're asleep at the wheeeeeeeeel. 

I'm talking about the Instax 300, the long awaited update of the Instax 210. It's due next Spring. When I first heard the rumors I was ecstatic. I love my 210 to death but it's fully automated. It does what it wants. Sometimes that's the same as what I want but just as often it's not. That can be a problem. Wouldn't it be wonderful to manufacture a camera in the same format but with more features, one that the user could control? Most cameras have those controls nowadays. Surely the Instax 300 could incorporate some of them?
Left: Instax 300; Right: Instax 210


Most of us Instax users have been waiting for that camera for years. Now finally, here it is and...it's pretty much the same feature set. The 300 does exactly what the 210 does, no more, no less. It has two focus settings, a dumb flash, no aperture or shutter controls. There are a few differences. The new model is slightly lighter, twice as expensive, and three times as ugly —and the 210 set a pretty high bar for ugly, so that's saying something. Looking at the 300 body, you wonder if Fuji hired away some of the design talent from 1980s Detroit.

At the same time they've developed this new camera, which offers no meaningful improvement, Fuji has discontinued the cool border designs which lent beautiful chaos to their Instax film line. So now your photos don't have to work as hard to be boring. 

Two steps sideways. No progress. Hey Fuji, WTF?

Oh well. I guess it makes sense. Most of the creative energy for camera companies goes into digital products. Film products get the design dregs. So it's not very surprising to see film products hit the eddy rather than flow downstream. If you can sell a 1950s camera for 2014 prices, why not? And if you don't understand the underlying market dynamic for your camera, you won't push its envelope. I may not like it, but I get it. 

It's probably just as well. The last thing I need this holiday season is to be tempted to buy more shit. My cameras work fine. I'm good. But I'm scratching my head. 

Friday, December 5, 2014