Target audience descriptions for selected photography sites...
Prison Photography: Pussy liberal softies and the occasional felon
Lens Blog: Empty nesters in Long Island or New Jersey who must impose daily narrative structure on the infosphere lest it overwhelm
MPD: Potheads who think they're watching a glitchy movie trailer
The Literate Lens: Photo librarians, their thermoses ever brimming with chamomile
Leicaphilia: Thoughtful gearheads
HAFNY: Prius owners
Photocritic International: Windows XP holdouts who fondly recall the Golden Age of photography when Plebeians spoke when spoken to, and before this confounded internet had opened the floodgates to the masses
Fototazo: South Americans, Midwestern Americans, and fans of The Americans
Sean O'Hagan: Connoisseurs and the jet set
Fraction Magazine: Prone to sprawl naked on the divan gazing dreamily out the window, with laptop handy and door left ajar
Street Level Japan: Exiled Japanophiles
Photobooth: Can't decide which is more profound: Tintypes or New Yorker cartoons
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The Online Photographer: Older hobbyists with disposable income, 17 digital cameras meticulously shelved in the mancave, and a strong working knowledge of the zone system
Reciprocity Failure: San Francisco Peaceniks, conspiracy theorists, and the marginalized silent majority
The Great Leap Sideways: Scrabble nuts and Cunning linguists
Flak Photo: Olive Garden regulars
Prison Photography: Pussy liberal softies and the occasional felon
The Photobook: Visual thinkers
Collector's Daily: Old New York money, personal assistants, and serious critics
Lens Blog: Empty nesters in Long Island or New Jersey who must impose daily narrative structure on the infosphere lest it overwhelm
MPD: Potheads who think they're watching a glitchy movie trailer
The Literate Lens: Photo librarians, their thermoses ever brimming with chamomile
Eric Kim: Discovered photography 8 months ago, streets are now a life passion, seeking affirmation in likeminded souls online
A Photo Editor: Madison Avenue
A Photo Editor: Madison Avenue
Lenscratch: Serial emergers who've attended at least 2 portfolio reviews in the past year
Steve Huff: Hardcore gearheads
Leicaphilia: Thoughtful gearheads
HAFNY: Prius owners
Photocritic International: Windows XP holdouts who fondly recall the Golden Age of photography when Plebeians spoke when spoken to, and before this confounded internet had opened the floodgates to the masses
Photographs On the Brian: Photo nerds, deep walkers, and filtered 12 year olds seeking softcore
Fototazo: South Americans, Midwestern Americans, and fans of The Americans
Paper Journal: The art crowd. Mustaches. Thick framed glasses. Matching $500 jack boots
Colin Pantall: Incorrigible book collectors living on English estates
Concientious: High school debate coaches, Talmudic scholars, and legal buffs
Sean O'Hagan: Connoisseurs and the jet set
Fraction Magazine: Prone to sprawl naked on the divan gazing dreamily out the window, with laptop handy and door left ajar
Behold: Too stubborn to click on Raw File
Searching For The Light: New York gallery goers and Savant-ish couch surfing thirty-somethings who've seen it all
Lens Culture: Leave Aperture visible on the coffee table but read Smithsonian when no one is looking
Street Level Japan: Exiled Japanophiles
Peta Pixel: Wall Street traders, coke addicts, and adrenalin junkies
Photobooth: Can't decide which is more profound: Tintypes or New Yorker cartoons
Instagram: Fameballs
B: You
6 comments:
An instant classic!
Oh sure, sure- as if no one knows this rag isn't covertly funded by the Koch Bros...
uhhhh... your link to me isn't working. Pls fix.
I'm confused about the Paper Journal readers. Do the $500 jack boots match their thick framed glasses, or their mustaches?
Buy a pair of jackboots. Then it will all be clear.
Spot on, Blake, putting that one on my CV.
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