Guaranteed conversation killers

"Why are you photographing that X?"

"Oh, just the way the shape of that branch combines with that post back there caught my eye. Plus the color of the grass in this light, something about it goes with that pink thingy over there and I thought it would make a nice scene so now I'm just waiting for the right car to pass on that street. You a photographer?"

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"Getting any good shots?"

"Maybe, I have no idea. I never know until I look at the film later."

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"I guess you can take my photo? What's it for?"

"I don't know. I just thought the way you were slumped over like that could make for an entertaining photo."

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"What kind of camera is that?"

"It's an X. I used to have a Y. Great camera. It's a bit like the Z, only difference is the V on the W went all the way to some number instead of some other number. They were only manufactured from some year to some other stupid year so they're rare nowadays. Now let me tell you about the old U camera on the other hand..."

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"Why did you bring so many photos of the same thing?"

"I had a real hard time editing so I figured I'd print them all and you could help me decide. Can you help me narrow it down to the best ten or fifteen?"

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"What? Why are you all looking at me like that? You all four looked like you were having so much with that little gel tube I thought it make a nice photo. What? Is there some sort of hangup? Just go back to what you were doing. Pretend I'm not here."

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"Hey do that again. Put your arm...No, over that way a little. Now look how you were just looking. Make your eyebrows how they were. Your eyebrows are too low. No, a little more...Not that much. Back...OK now think about whatever were just thinking about. Make your face just how it was, no not with the chin...Steady. STOP! FREEZE! Hold it...OK, now just act natural."

CONVERSATION OVER, BUDDY.